SEASON 1
Click on "commentary" to read my thoughts behind each column.
1 WORDS FROM THE WISE (commentary)
In my very first column, learn why freshmen are insects and the BU guest policy is stupid.
2 A CELLULAR ORGANISM AFTER ALL (commentary)
All about cell phones, and how I love to hate them and hate to love them.
3 MIDDLE OF THE ROAD (commentary)
Why Boston pedestrians, and being on the Freep City page, suck.
4 TRICK-OR-TREATING COLLEGE STYLE (commentary)
I pontificate on the importance of trick-or-treating at any age.
5 COOKING COLLEGE STYLE (commentary)
This one's exactly what it sounds like.
6 I PITY THE FOOL WHO RIDES THE T (commentary)
I wax philosophical about Boston public transportation.
7 HO, TECHNOLOGY! (commentary)
Of new technology, and the sexiness thereof.
8 ATTACK OF THE CLONES (commentary)
Help! They're cloning humans!
9 YOU CAN GO HOME AGAIN, BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOVEL (commentary)
Bittersweet musings on semester's end and winter in New York.
BONUS COLUMNS - NEVER BEFORE SEEN!
Bear with me. I was still getting the hang of it.
COLUMN 3 - ALTERNATE VERSION A
Column 3 was almost about meningitis and military service.
COLUMN 3 - ALTERNATE VERSION B
Take 2.
COLUMN 9 - ALTERNATE VERSION A
I knew I'd get around to printing the procrastination column sooner or later.
COLUMN 9 - ALTERNATE VERSION B
The most wankerish column ever.
